Nathan "Ninja" Ebnet
Graduation Year: 2009
Area of expertise: Long Arms, MarioKart
Height: 6'1
Weight: 155
Position: Mid/Long
Contributions to the team: Hammer Catches, Stupid Floaty Shit
Favorite color: Green
Favorite practice attire: Boxer Briefs + Tiny Soccer Shorts
Favorite substance: White-Cranberry Peach Juice, Gummi Bears